A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just p...

An elderly patient went to have her teeth checked.
"Mrs. Hopgood, your teeth are good for the next
50 years." the dentist beamed. To which she...

Patient: I want you to check my teeth ache Dentist: Came with the instrument Patient: Scream like anything Doctor; I have not touch even your teeth...

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie... ...

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: Rs.500.00.
Patient: Rs.500.00 for just a few minutes work?

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Young pretty Lady to her dentist:
"Oh doc,Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity" .
De...

When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly
acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of "Painless"
dentist. But a local lad quic...

Dentist to Patient: (begging) " Would you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?" Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't a...

I am Six Inches Long and I always

Kiss your lips,
Feel your teeth,
Feel your tongue
and rolls around in your mouth

SMILE!
T...

"I would like to see a woman dentist," said the first man.

"Why?" asked his friend.

Because it would be a pleasure to have a woman say, ...