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Getting a Tooth Pulled
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 6.7 
A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just p...
Everlasting teeth
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 6.5 
An elderly patient went to have her teeth checked.
"Mrs. Hopgood, your teeth are good for the next
50 years." the dentist beamed. To which she...
I havent touch your Tooth
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 5.5 
Patient: I want you to check my teeth ache Dentist: Came with the instrument Patient: Scream like anything Doctor; I have not touch even your teeth...
Stained teeth
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 5.4 
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie... ...
How much will this cost me?
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 5.2 
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: Rs.500.00.
Patient: Rs.500.00 for just a few minutes work?
Cavity Filling
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 4.3 
Young pretty Lady to her dentist:
"Oh doc,Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity"
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De...
Very painful!
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 3.4 
When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly
acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of "Painless"
dentist. But a local lad quic...
Unusual Dental Visit
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 3 
Dentist to Patient: (begging) " Would you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?" Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't a...
Refreshing Pleasure
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1.1 
I am Six Inches Long and I always
Kiss your lips,
Feel your teeth,
Feel your tongue
and rolls around in your mouth
SMILE!
T...
Woman Dentist
Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1 
"I would like to see a woman dentist," said the first man.
"Why?" asked his friend.
Because it would be a pleasure to have a woman say, ...
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