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Getting a Tooth Pulled

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 6.7

A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just p...

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Everlasting teeth

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 6.5

An elderly patient went to have her teeth checked.
"Mrs. Hopgood, your teeth are good for the next
50 years." the dentist beamed. To which she...

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I havent touch your Tooth

Submitted By: thohe | Current Rating: 5.5

Patient: I want you to check my teeth ache Dentist: Came with the instrument Patient: Scream like anything Doctor; I have not touch even your teeth...

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Stained teeth

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 5.4

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie... ...

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How much will this cost me?

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 5.2

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: Rs.500.00.
Patient: Rs.500.00 for just a few minutes work?

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Cavity Filling

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 4.3

Young pretty Lady to her dentist:
"Oh doc,Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity" .
De...

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Very painful!

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 3.4

When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly
acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of "Painless"
dentist. But a local lad quic...

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Unusual Dental Visit

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 3

Dentist to Patient: (begging) " Would you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?" Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't a...

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Refreshing Pleasure

Submitted By: SS | Current Rating: 1.1

I am Six Inches Long and I always

Kiss your lips,
Feel your teeth,
Feel your tongue
and rolls around in your mouth

SMILE!
T...

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Woman Dentist

Submitted By: ss | Current Rating: 1

"I would like to see a woman dentist," said the first man.

"Why?" asked his friend.

Because it would be a pleasure to have a woman say, ...

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