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Nuclear BOMB Attack

Submitted By: Sheela | Current Rating: 5.7
Medical student was asked...

... if there is nuclear weapon attack

... who will survive ...???




Ans - S...

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near heaven

Submitted By: arati dave | Current Rating: 1
A student was describing a swelling on the tongue. Being a Bengali he was pronouncing tongue as Taang, which in Hindi, an Indian Language, means leg. ...

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clinic hours

Submitted By: arati Dave | Current Rating: 1
A man was standing outside a lady doctor's clinic and ogling at her from 4 to 6pm. a policeman caught him and asked him the reason,he replied "she her...

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Carpal tunnel Syndrome

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 3.8
A neurologist diagnosed a patient with carpal tunnel syndrome. The same patient also had a back problem and went to see an orthopedic surgeorn. The ...

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Obvious Diagnosis

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1
A young doctor was to take up his new position in a small community hospital in a town.

The retiring older doctor suggested the young one ...

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A low in sales

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1
A salesman who had been ill for two weeks, wrote these words across his monthly sales report:
" A serious attack of laryngitis has taken the wind ...

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Advances in technology

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1
Maybe science has advanced too far in electronics , but wait until you hear this story !
It was an office party in a completely automated office ....

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Failing memory

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1
Husband to wife , " doctor gave me some pills yesterday to improve my memory."
" So ? " exclaimed the wife .
" So I forgot to take them ." r...

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What is normal ?

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 5.8
Mrs.Smith to the doctor: " You told me not to worry about my son wetting his bed at night and it's perfectly normal.

Well i don't think so and...

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Men Of Honour .?

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"Do clever men make good husbands?"

"Clever men don't become husbands." ...

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