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A Catholic Heart Attack

Submitted By: Chitra Muralidhar | Current Rating: 7.2
A man suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns at a ...

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oh God!!

Submitted By: Dhaval | Current Rating: 3.7
What is difference between god and cardiologist?

cardiologist says he is god but god never says he is cardiologist....

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Married Nuns

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 6.4
A man suffered a heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. Post surgery he woke up to find himself under the care of nuns at a Catholic private...

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Submitted By: | Current Rating: 3.6
A man was in the waiting room filling out a questionnaire prior to having his stress test. He was standing chatting with the receptionist as he compl...

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Probability of Success

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 4.2
Patient: What is the probability of success in undergoing a bypass surgery?
Doctor: 100%!!
Patient: But how can you be so sure of acheiving ...

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Heart Surgeon vs. Mechanic

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 6.7
In a car garage, where a famous heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his Mercedes, there was a loud mouthed mechanic wh...

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Heart transplant

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 2
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transpl...

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Get a heart transplant

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1.9
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost someth...

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Bad news

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 7.1
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes ...

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Doctor's Funeral

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 8.4
A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor fini...

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