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Colour of Smile

A Smile gives red color 2 our cheeks, white to our teeth, pink to our lips and silver to our eyes So keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life....

Lifestyle Related Jokes

Conversations Jokes

Patient : These tablets have a very funny effect on my bowels.

Surgeon : What are they?

Patient : Ferocious sulphate.

Adult Medical Humour

(Above 18+ only)

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Funny Definitions

Respiration:"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire"

"Respiration consists of two acts: first inspiration, then expectoration."

Laughter Quotations

He who can laugh at himself will always be entertained.

- Steve Martin

 

Miscellaneous Quotes

Stress,Tension & Panic:"what is the difference between stress,tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
Panic is when both are pregnant"

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