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Human Equations

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,<...

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Patient : These tablets have a very funny effect on my bowels.

Surgeon : What are they?

Patient : Ferocious sulphate.

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Funny Definitions

Respiration:"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire"

"Respiration consists of two acts: first inspiration, then expectoration."

Laughter Quotations

A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market

- George M. Cohan

 

Miscellaneous Quotes

Stress,Tension & Panic:"what is the difference between stress,tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
Panic is when both are pregnant"

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