Jokes - Ophthalmology

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Eye check up in India

Submitted By: Dr. Shroff | Current Rating: 3.6
A Russian, visiting India, went for an eye check up....

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"ILLITRATE"

Submitted By: Abhi | Current Rating: 0.6
Patient : "Would I be able to read after this LASIK-LASER Surgery ?" Doctor : "Yes why not" Patient : "Thank god !! There s no life for an illiterate person"...

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Seeing the Difference

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 4
A worried patient tells an ophthalmologist (eye doctor): ...

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Drunk Blind

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1.2
A drunk staggered into a hospital's ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses....

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How to charge?

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1.7
An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.' If his eyes don't flutter, say... 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.' If his eyes still don't flutter, you add... 'Each...

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The best of gooers from the future medical men, these are contributions from first year medical studens...


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Adult Humor only for above 18 years

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