Jokes - General surgery

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Political Touch

Submitted By: N.S.Srivatsan | Current Rating: 5
A villager from Bengal met the then Chief Minister P.C.Sen and requested him to touch his enlarged hydroceles....

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Morale booster

Submitted By: Eknaath Nagarkar | Current Rating: 1
Patient entering the Operation Theatre: "Doctor I am very much nervous. I am getting operated for the first time..." Doctor:" So what? Why should you worry for that. Look at me. I too am operating for the first time in my career. Am I worried?"...

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Appendectomy is simple

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 3.8
"Do you mind telling me why you ran away from the operating room?" the hospital administrator asked the patient. ...

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New skill

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 2
A patient had a major surgery to both his hands and was recovering in the hospital. One day, the doctor visited him to check his progress and the patient asked him excitedly, "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"...

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Doctor helps prisoner escape!

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 4.9
A prisoner who is desperate to get out of jail has been teaming with his doctor and has been in & out of the hospital on some pretext of illness. He is now in one of such visits and very desperate to get out of jail permanently, tells the doctor, "Look here, doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!"...

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Mechanic and laparoscopic surgeon

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1
What differences will you get when a car is being repaired by a mechanic and laparoscopy surgeon??...

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Remove an appendix...

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 2.3
A surgeon goes to return some books borrowed from the library......

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I can't feel my legs!

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 3.3
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A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 4.7
Oops!...

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How inventive?

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 5.7
An American, an Englishman and a Japanese fellow were discussing their respective countries over drink at a London pub one evening. The English fellow mentioned how that British medicine had progressed so far that doctors recently had taken a single liver and cut it into six pieces then transplanted it into six separate men in need of a healthy liver. This had resulted in six new workers in the job market. At this, the Japanese guy said that in his country doctors had cut a lung into twelve pieces, transplanted these into twelve people in need of healthy lungs, thereby putting twelve new people in the job market. Not to be outdone, the American said, "That's nothing. In the U. S., we took one asshole, made it President, and now there are 10 million people in the market for a job!" . ...

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Laughter Quotations

No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.

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Conversations overheard

Funny tit bits from everywhere. You're sure to laugh your brains out...

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The best of gooers from the future medical men, these are contributions from first year medical studens...


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Adult Humor only for above 18 years

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