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Glossary of medical terms ....Contd..

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C

Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Cardiology - Advanced study of poker playing
Carpal - Someone you drive to wo...

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Beware of these phrases during surgery!

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1. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
2. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
3. Wait a minute, if th...

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Ladies Legs

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The importance of UNITY explained at it s best.. What did one leg of a woman tell the other: "UNITED" we are saved, Divided we are Fucked. ...

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Glossary of Medical terms

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In alphabetical order

A

Adenoma - What you say to your mother when you don't know the answer
Aerobe - A garment worn a...

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Glossary of medical terms ...Contd...

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T,U,V,W

Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - D.I.A.Getting sick at the airport
Tibia - Country in North Africa
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Easy Identification

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Q: How do you know which doctor is a urologist?

A: He is the one that washes his hands before he urinates.

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Glossary of medical terms .....Contd..

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R,S

Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery
Rectum - Damn near killed 'em
Red blood count - Dracula
Rheumatic - Amor...

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Glossary of medical terms ...Contd..

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H,I

Hangnail - Coat hook
Hemorrhoid - A male From outer space
Herpes - What women do in the Ladies Room
High Colonic ...

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Categorisation of doctors

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There are several kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method: General Practitioners know nothing and do...

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One-liners

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Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looks better on a girl

Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and prefe...

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