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Hospitals and doctors use their own terms to describe patient's state

Submitted By: Raj | Current Rating: 6.3
LAMA is a
common term used LAMA - Left Against Medical Advice:

1. DRAMA - Discharge Requested Against Medical Advice.
2. OSAMA - Overstay...

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Ladies Legs

Submitted By: N.S.SRIVATSAN | Current Rating: 5
The importance of UNITY explained at it s best.. What did one leg of a woman tell the other: "UNITED" we are saved, Divided we are Fucked. ...

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Define a Teenagerę

Submitted By: Ashok Koparday | Current Rating: 1
TEN definitions of teenagers - 1] Scientific evidence is in favor of the fact that no one ought to blame teenagers for any misbehavior. Instead it ...

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One-liners

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Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looks better on a girl

Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and prefe...

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Beware of these phrases during surgery!

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1. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
2. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
3. Wait a minute, if th...

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Glossary of medical terms ...Contd...

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T,U,V,W

Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - D.I.A.Getting sick at the airport
Tibia - Country in North Africa
...

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Glossary of medical terms .....Contd..

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R,S

Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery
Rectum - Damn near killed 'em
Red blood count - Dracula
Rheumatic - Amor...

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Glossary of medical terms ....Contd...

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P

Paralyze - Two far-fetched stories
Pathological - A reasonable way to go
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test
Pelvis - Elv...

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Glossary of medical terms ......Contd..

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L,M,N,O

Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Mammogram - A telegram to your Mama
Medical Staff - A doctor's cane
Minor O...

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Glossary of medical terms ...Contd..

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H,I

Hangnail - Coat hook
Hemorrhoid - A male From outer space
Herpes - What women do in the Ladies Room
High Colonic ...

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Laughter Quotations

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people

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Miscellaneous quotes

'Faculty lines' from the big guys of Health care

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Conversations overheard

Funny tit bits from everywhere. You're sure to laugh your brains out...

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Funny Definitions

The best of gooers from the future medical men, these are contributions from first year medical studens...


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Adult Medical Humor

Adult Humor only for above 18 years

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