A man went to the doctor complaining that every time he spoke, he farted. "You must (FFFaaaart....) help me, Doc. Its extremely (whwhwhiiiiffffle...)...

My family physician told me of an incident that actually happened to him back in the early days of his practice. He said a woman brought her baby to s...

A nurse at the beginning of her shift examines an elderly and slightly deaf lady.

She places her stetoscope on the patient's chest wall and i...

A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it. Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out. Patient: I wanna second opinion. Doc...

Two little boys are in a hospital and are lying next to each other. The first boy leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second r...

A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. "How bad is it?" the doctor asks. "I have no idea," the husband says. "Well, pl...

A woman once went to her family physician with her crying baby. He determined right away that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear...

I would like to have a second opinion A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it. Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out....

A man with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment. "What happened" asked the doctor. "Well, my wife was ironing wh...

A young man approached his family physician and said, "Doc, I'm afraid you'll have to remove my wife's tonsils one of these days." "My good man," ...