Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looks better on a girl
Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and prefers to do both.
Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress
Psychologist - a man who watches everybody else when a pretty girl enters the room
Neurotic - a woman who likes a psychiatrist's couch better than a double bed
Hypochondriac - a person wants to have her ache and treat it too
Gynaecologist - a man who works and operates in another man's field
Gynaecologist - at your cervix, madam.
Patient - I'm dilated to meet you.