Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looks better on a girl

Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and prefers to do both.

Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress

Psychologist - a man who watches everybody else when a pretty girl enters the room

Neurotic - a woman who likes a psychiatrist's couch better than a double bed

Hypochondriac - a person wants to have her ache and treat it too

Gynaecologist - a man who works and operates in another man's field

Gynaecologist - at your cervix, madam.

Patient - I'm dilated to meet you.