In comparison to men from across the world German males are the worst lovers, according to a new survey.
In a poll conducted by OnePoll.com, the Germans were voted as the poorest when it comes to making love. And they were branded too smelly to be a hit between the sheets.
English men followed them and were tagged so lazy that they made women do all the work.
Sweden men came third and were blamed for being "too quick to finish."
Opinions of 15,000 globetrotters were taken for the poll.
"Well-travelled lovers have named and shamed those blokes who don't satisfy them between the sheets," the Sun quoted a spokesperson for pollsters OnePoll.com as saying.
"These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.
"And because English lads fared pretty badly, they need to up their game if they want to be popular on the international scene," the rep added.
Others in the list were men from Holland who were called "too rough" apart from Americans were said to be "too dominating".
Also, Greek guys were allegedly too soppy to fully satisfy a woman.
Scotland, Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish) also featured in the list.
Russian men found the tenth place and were blamed for being too hairy for the average woman.