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Top Rated Jokes

Sardar and Sperm
Rate: 9.06
You Must Be a Dentist
Rate: 8.66
Doctor's Funeral
Rate: 8.36

Conversations Jokes

Patient : These tablets have a very funny effect on my bowels.

Surgeon : What are they?

Patient : Ferocious sulphate.

Adult Medical Humour

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Funny Definitions

Respiration:"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire"

"Respiration consists of two acts: first inspiration, then expectoration."

Laughter Quotations

There is a kind of laughter that sickens the soul. Laughter when it is out of control: when it screams and stamps its feet, and sets the bells jangling in the next town. Laughter in all its ignorance and cruelty. Laughter with the seed of Satan in it. It tramples upon shrines; the belly - roarer. It roars, it yells, it is delirious: and yet it is as cold as ice. It has no humor. It is naked noise and naked malice.

- Mervyn Peake

 

Miscellaneous Quotes

Respiration:"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire"

you do not breathe, you expire"

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