Queen of pop Madonna made headlines when she said- 'When I get on my knees...it isn't to pray'. Now, a new book Naughty Wit brings together similar one-liners from the stars on love, romance and sex that will surely make you laugh.
Here are some one-liners from the stars, according to Daily Star:
Watch Out! An Internet Romance can Bleed Your Bank Account Dry!
Australian police has warned people not to be duped by Internet romance scams. The warning came after a 45-year-old man lost 20,000 dollars to someone he met online, while a 47-year-old
Australian police has warned people not to be duped by Internet romance scams. The warning came after a 45-year-old man lost 20,000 dollars to someone he met online, while a 47-year-old
Brit actress Minnie Driver: "British men take you to McDonald's, make you pay, and then ask if anyone is dating your sister."
Singer Rod Stewart: "There's still plenty of lead in this pencil but I only write to one person now."
Comic Frank Skinner: "Love's the only four-letter word I don't use during sex."
Comedian Jim Davidson: "Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake."
Seduce Women With Self-deprecating Humour
When it comes to seducing a woman, nothing, as it turns out, works better than a man with a self-deprecating sense of humour.
When it comes to seducing a woman, nothing, as it turns out, works better than a man with a self-deprecating sense of humour.
Sex Pistols star John Lydon: "Love is two minutes and 52 seconds of squishing noises."
Dateless Aussie Singles Taking to Billboards to Find Love
Some of the desperate and dateless singles have put themselves across six billboards Down Under, in a bid to find love.
Some of the desperate and dateless singles have put themselves across six billboards Down Under, in a bid to find love.
Actor Robin Williams: "God gave us a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one of them at a time."
Pop star Boy George: "If I'm reincarnated I want to come back as Matt Damon's underwear."
Comic Victoria Wood: "I always thought coq-au-vin was love in a lorry."
Actor John Travolta: "I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person."
Actress Uma Thurman: "When you're in a relationship it's better to be with somebody who has an affair than somebody who doesn't flush the toilet."
Comedienne Jo Brand: "Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?"
Actor Billy Crystal: "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Actor Steve Martin: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful and wholesome things that money can buy."
Late comic Benny Hill: "For our anniversary I took my wife to the pub. She told me I should buy something for the house so I did - a round of drinks."
Comedian Jimmy Carr: "I'm a modern man so I have no problem buying tampons. Unfortunately women don't consider them a proper present."
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