Madonna once said: "I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon... but I want to stay alive," Beyonce Knowles said: "When people find out that I'm just a human being I guess I disappoint them." Well, these are some of A-listers' famous ludicrous utterings, which have now been compiled in a new book.
'Dim Wit: The Funniest, Stupidest Things Ever Said' by Rosemarie Jarski, offers wackiest quotes by celebrities, reports the Daily Star.
Auction Your Virginity and Make a Fortune
In this world of free flow of information - are there any moral issues involved in auctioning one's virginity and what kind of value should one put on it.
In this world of free flow of information - are there any moral issues involved in auctioning one's virginity and what kind of value should one put on it.
England football star Rio Ferdinand: "Our club captain Gary Neville's been out for a year now, but Giggsy has taken up the mantelpiece."
West Ham star Kieron Dyer: "I'm 28 now and they say you peak at 28 - so my best years are still ahead of me."
Madonna Shows Unremitting Support to Save Britney Spears
Madonna has shown her unremitting support for Britney Spears, insisting that the media needs to "step off" the troubled singer.
Madonna has shown her unremitting support for Britney Spears, insisting that the media needs to "step off" the troubled singer.
Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills: "When you find your soulmate, you could sleep under their armpits."
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Madonna Had Psychoanalytic Sessions With Justin Timberlake
Pop diva Madonna has admitted that working with Justin Timberlake was like having psychoanalytic sessions.
Pop diva Madonna has admitted that working with Justin Timberlake was like having psychoanalytic sessions.
Actress beauty Kate Beckinsale: "I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities in burkhas."
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Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton: "I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot."
* Designer and model Jade Jagger: "What gorgeous staff I have. I can't understand those who have ugly people working for them."
TV football pundit and England star Alan Shearer: "One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."
Singer Christina Aguilera: "My grandma was like: 'Oh, Christina, you look like a whore!' I explained that's the idea."
Actor Russell Crowe: "You can't understand it until you experience the simple joy of the first time your son points at a seagull and says 'Duck!'"
Ex England skipper David Beckham: "I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion Bar at the time."
Former Big Brother starJade Goody: "If you chopped off my head, I'd still carry on talking, because the head stays alive for a bit. I've seen that in films."
TV star and singer Kelly Osbourne: "If more families were like us the world would be a better place."
Pop star James Blunt: "I always wanted to be a Muppet."
Governor Arnold Schwarz-enegger: "I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."
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