Doctor, Doctor, I've lost my memory!
---When did you lose it?
When did I lose What?
Doctor,doctor, what did the x-ray of my head show?
---nothing
Doctor, Doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound!
---Try answering the phone
Doctor, Doctor, everyone thinks that I am a liar!
---I just cannot believe that.
Doctor, doctor, Ithink that I need glasses!
---I think so too - this is a candy store.
Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg in four places!
---Well, don't go back to any of them.
Doctor, Doctor, whenever I drink juice I get a pain in my eye!
--Try taking the straw out first
Doctor, doctor, I have this feeling that I'm invisible!
---Did I hear a voice?