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A man comes into the ER yelling, "My wife's going to have her
baby in the cab!" ...
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A doctor who confirms a woman's first pregnancy asks her if she has any questions....
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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her
first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions....
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A pregnant woman from Virginia was involved in a car accident and, while in the hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke days later, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child, and asked, 'Doc, what happened to my baby!' The doctor replied, 'Ma'am, you've had twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother named the children for you.' 'Oh, no!' shrieked the woman. 'Not my brother! He's not really all together, if you know what I mean!' The doctor replied, 'Well, ma'am, your brother named your daughter Denise.' 'Oh, that's no so bad,' smiled the woman. Then, hesitantly, she asked, 'What's the boy's name?' The doctor grinned and said, 'Denephew....
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A man comes into the ER and yells "My wife's going to have her baby in
the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's
dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there are several cabs, and I was in the wrong one....
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Nurse: "Have you noticed, Doctor, that there have been a lot of twins lately?"
Doctor: "Seeing how things are bad now-a-days, they are probably scared to come alone."...
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Now-a-days the labour and delivery rooms are equipped with State-of-Art electronic gadgets. Recently when my sister delivered, the baby came out Cord-less....
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Father: (at the hospital looking through the glass at the
newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled!
Isn't she adorable?"
Friend: "But your kid didn't smile."
Father: "I was talking about the nurse."...
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