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A man came running to a doctor and said, "Doctor, Doctor, My son has just swallowed a film."...
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A patient who was suffering from a bad case of flu was outraged when he heard from the doctor's secretary that he could not get an appointment for three weeks. He bellowed, "Three weeks? The doctor can't see me for three weeks? I could well be dead by then!"...
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A dentist completed a clean and neat job on a patient and the patient was pretty happy with him. So, when the doctor asked him for a favour he was all willing to help, but was confused when the doctor asked him to give out a few loud and painful screams. The patient asked, "But why doctor? It wasn't all that bad this time."...
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A doctor completed an examination of a patient and was not able to find any specific cause for his complaint. He said to the patient, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."...
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Patient: I'm under such a lot of stress and I keep losing my temper with people....
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A man and a woman knocking back a few beers in a bar realize after a few minutes of talking that they are both doctors. After an hour of talking they decide to have a no-strings attached one-night of fun. So they go back to the female doctor's place. The male doctor heads to the bedroom while she heads to the bathroom. She scrubs for a good ten minutes like she's about to go into the operating room. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so....
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A man took his dog to the vet. "Doctor," he said, "I need you to cut off my dog's tail."...
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A genie, whose aunt was treated in a small nursing home, was greatly pleased by the way the nursing assistant, the floor nurse and the charge nurse had taken care of her aunt. So she appeared one day in the lunch room where the three were having lunch and asked them to make a wish each....
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An expert insomniac who claims he hasn't slept well for thirty-two years, was vacationing in Bermuda with a "Hollywood Reporter's" columnist....
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A young woman entered a drug store and approached the prescription counter....
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