During a murder trail a pathologist was cross examined by the defense attorney.
Attorney: Did you check the pulse before you gave the death certificate?
Pathologist: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Pathologist: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Pathologist: No.
Attorney: This means that you were not sure that the patient was dead when you signed the death certificate?
What do you think the pathologist would have said?
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