"Is this a really healthy place?" asked a tourist to a local man.
"Yes, of course," the man replied.
"When I came here I couldn't say a word. I had hardly any hair on my head, I didn't have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed."
"Gosh, this is truly a healthy place. How long have you been here?"
What do you think the local man replied?
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