A seventy-year old man goes to the doctor for a health check-up.
After some tests and checks, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.
Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.
Patient: Well, give me the really bad news first.
Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.
Patient: And the bad news?
What do you think the doctor said after that?
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