Couples can now spice up their sex lives this Christmas at the touch of a button - thanks to the latest Control A Woman and Control A Man remote controls.
The Control A Man tool can be used to be in charge of personal life reactions, with the option of pushing all buttons at once for an orgasm control.
The 'Heal' department store product can also enable female users to switch off their beaus' egos by pressing Get Hint and Multi-task, reports the Sun.
The four-pound gadget offers A Give Me menu that includes beer, sex and food, while the Stop section takes care of nagging, moaning and whining.
Customers can also make use of the Mute feature, while the Off button cancels out PMS.
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