A man from London who talks in his sleep is the latest sensation on the web.
Karen Slavick-Lennard has been recording her husband Adam speaking in his sleep and posted it on her "Sleep Talkin' Man" blog.
Adam's hilarious remarks like "I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat," has attracted more than half-a-million people from over 50 countries to read the blog.
In fact, the couple is even selling T-Shirts and bags with Adam's quotes online.
One of Adam's rambling while unconscious, reads: "Shhhh! Shhhh! I'm telling you. Your voice, my ears. A bad combination," And: "You're pretty. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty." [Long pause] "Now ---- off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored."
Previous gems included: "Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for." And: "Since when did my underwear look good on you? Take it off. Take it off your face."
The top 10 musings includes: "Let me hold you in my arms. Feel me squeeze the living breath out of your body. Bliss! Lovely!", and, "I can't believe in God when I'm this good!" Others include: "I don't want to die! I love sex." And: "My vision of hell is a lentil casserole."
Karen said that she finds her husband's habit completely fascinating.
"I find every single thing Adam says hilarious. I just cannot believe what he comes out with and neither can he when he listens to the tapes. We laugh like crazy every morning," the Daily Express quoted her as saying.