An attempted armed robbery of a hairdresser in the Russian town of Meshchovsk turned into a three-day sex ordeal for a would-be thief, leaving him with torn genitals and a Viagra hangover.
The man, known as Viktor, tried to rob 28-year-old hairdresser, called Olga.
She agreed to hand over the takings, but as she was giving him the money, she used her karate skills to knock him to the ground and tie him up with a hairdryer cord.
She then locked him in the storeroom and told colleagues she'd call the police, reports the Register.
However, she instead stripped him and cuffed him to a heater with a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs. She then fed him Viagra and raped him several times over the next four days.
When finally released, Viktor went first to hospital for treatment for his torn frenulum, and then reported Olga to the police. When she was arrested, Olga reported him for robbery.
"What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I've bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left," Olga said.
Viktor admitted she had fed him well.