Funniest One-liners from Stars on Love, Romance and Sex Revealed

by VR Sreeraman on  September 18, 2008 at 3:46 PM Lifestyle News   - G J E 4
 Funniest One-liners from Stars on Love, Romance and Sex Revealed
Queen of pop Madonna made headlines when she said- 'When I get on my isn't to pray'. Now, a new book Naughty Wit brings together similar one-liners from the stars on love, romance and sex that will surely make you laugh.

Here are some one-liners from the stars, according to Daily Star:

Actor Colin Farrell: "Sleeping with actresses who have fake tits is like massaging rocks."

Brit actress Minnie Driver: "British men take you to McDonald's, make you pay, and then ask if anyone is dating your sister."

Singer Rod Stewart: "There's still plenty of lead in this pencil but I only write to one person now."

Comic Frank Skinner: "Love's the only four-letter word I don't use during sex."

Comedian Jim Davidson: "Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake."

Actress Sharon Stone: "Women might be able to fake orgasms but men fake whole relationships."

Sex Pistols star John Lydon: "Love is two minutes and 52 seconds of squishing noises."

Chat show host Jonathan Ross: "Abi Titmuss has been tied to more bedposts than David Blunkett's dog."

Actor Robin Williams: "God gave us a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one of them at a time."

Pop star Boy George: "If I'm reincarnated I want to come back as Matt Damon's underwear."

Comic Victoria Wood: "I always thought coq-au-vin was love in a lorry."

Actor John Travolta: "I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person."

Actress Uma Thurman: "When you're in a relationship it's better to be with somebody who has an affair than somebody who doesn't flush the toilet."

Comedienne Jo Brand: "Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?"

Actor Billy Crystal: "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

Actor Steve Martin: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful and wholesome things that money can buy."

Late comic Benny Hill: "For our anniversary I took my wife to the pub. She told me I should buy something for the house so I did - a round of drinks."

Comedian Jimmy Carr: "I'm a modern man so I have no problem buying tampons. Unfortunately women don't consider them a proper present."

Source: ANI

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