New research says that Britons love having kinky sex on hard wood floors, but can't tolerate the thought of making out on carpets.
According to the study, Britons with real wood or laminate flooring have more active sex lives than those with carpets.
The survey also found that people with hard floors are more likely to actually make love on them - and those with softer furnishings didn't really bother.
"The nation's sex lives are clearly evolving in line with our changing interior tastes," The Daily Express quoted Roger McLaughlan, chief executive of Floors-2-Go, who commissioned the survey, as saying.
"It's great to see that people who are more diverse with their flooring have more adventurous sex lives!" he added.