The doctor on his morning round was a tired man with a hang-over. Upon finding patient on bed # 7 dead, he took out a note-pad from his huge coat pocket and wrote down instructions for the boys to carry the body to the mortuary. The time was 8 AM. However while writing down instructions for the boys to carry the body to the mortuary he wrote 'Patient on bed # 8 died at 7 AM. The boys arrived at bed No. 8, removed the patient ruthlessly and threw the 'body' on the stretcher when the patient started protesting, "Hey. It's not me!!"
"Shut up man" said the guys." You seem to think you know better than the doctor himself!!"