Mary was shortsighted , to vain to wear glasses was determined to get married. She finally found herself a husband, and went off on a honeymoon with him. When Mary returned her mother gave a shriek , dashed to the telephone and rang up an oculist. "Doctor", she gasped , " You've got to come over here right away. It's an emergency. My daughter Mary has always refused to wear glasses and now she is back from her honeymoon and..." "Madam ," interrupted the doctor, "please control yourself. Ask your daughter to come and see me .No matter how bad her eyes are , it can't be that much of an emergency." "Oh, no ! " said the mother. "Well , this fellow she's got with isn’t the same one she went on the honeymoon with!"