This woman, who believed in natural birth, was having these abnormal contractions, went to see her Doctor.
"Doc", she said, "I'm feeling these abnormal contractions".
The Doctor took a listen, and said: "My dear lady, you're going to be having triplets!"
Baffled, the woman asked: "How can you tell?"
The Doctor responded: "I hear inside: "No, you go first!" "No, you go first!" No, you go first!"
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