A man & wife entered a dentist's office. Wife: I want a tooth pulled. Dentist: Okay Wife: I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible. Dentist: You are a brave woman! Now, show me which tooth it is.
The wife turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."