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A drunk staggered into a hospital's ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses.
He said, "They come out halfway, but always pop back in."
A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success.
Finally, a doctor examines him and discovers that the man did not have his contact lenses in at all.
He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea!