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Routine Checkup

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An old man takes his wife to the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor wanting to have some fun with the old man tells the old man that the old lady's...

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Carpal tunnel Syndrome

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A neurologist diagnosed a patient with carpal tunnel syndrome. The same patient also had a back problem and went to see an orthopedic surgeorn. The ...

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The wait to reduce weight

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A young bride was weeping on the phone to her mother. " I can't stand my husband any more. He's got such a nasty disposition. He's made me so nervous ...

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Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease

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5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines ...

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The woe of a landlord

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Mrs. Smith answered her doorbell to find a man who said he was collecting money for a poor woman in the building . The man said teh poor old woman owe...

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Patient : You are great, doctor, you gave me a rebirth ! How can i pay my gratitude to you?
Doctor : Very simple!! Either by cheque...

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Questionable solution……?

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A little girls father was confined to his bed with influenza and his wife had been very busy sterilizing all his dishes. "Why do you do that , Mummy?"...

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Try Mud Baths

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A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have some very bad news for you. I'm afraid that you're afflicted with a fatal and incurable d...

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Time management

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An old lady complained to her family doctor that for years she had had bad constipation
"Why don't you do something ," said the doctor.

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Round trip

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A doctor told an insomnia sufferer, "Take one of these pills. You'll not only sleep tonight but you'll take a trip. You'll wake up in Paris."


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