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Appendectomy is simple
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"Do you mind telling me why you ran away from the operating room?" the
hospital administator asked the patient.
"Because the nurse said, "Don'...
I can't feel my legs!
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A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries -
"DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!
<...
Remove an appendix...
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A surgeon goes to return some books borrowed from the library...
The librarian quips after checking the books.....
"Sir your books a...
New skill
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A patient had a major surgery to both his hands and was recovering in the hospital. One day, the doctor visited him to check his progress and the pati...
Sudden awakening
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The patient awakened after the operation to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn. "Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor....
A suitable donor
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How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant....
Stand on your own
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When he awoke after his operation, the man was appalled to be told that by mistake the surgeon had cut the wrong leg off. Realising the mistake they h...
Morale booster
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Patient entering the Operation Theatre: "Doctor I am very much nervous. I am getting operated for the first time..." Doctor:" So what? Why should y...
Mechanic and laparoscopic surgeon
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What differences will you get when a car is being repaired by a mechanic and laparoscopy surgeon??
The mechanic dismantles the whole car an...
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