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Appendectomy is simple

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"Do you mind telling me why you ran away from the operating room?" the hospital administator asked the patient.
"Because the nurse said, "Don'...

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I can't feel my legs!

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A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries -
"DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!! <...

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Remove an appendix...

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A surgeon goes to return some books borrowed from the library...

The librarian quips after checking the books.....

"Sir your books a...

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New skill

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A patient had a major surgery to both his hands and was recovering in the hospital. One day, the doctor visited him to check his progress and the pati...

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Sudden awakening

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The patient awakened after the operation to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn. "Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor....

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A suitable donor

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How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant....

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Morale booster

Submitted By: Eknaath Nagarkar | Current Rating: 1

Patient entering the Operation Theatre: "Doctor I am very much nervous. I am getting operated for the first time..." Doctor:" So what? Why should y...

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Stand on your own

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When he awoke after his operation, the man was appalled to be told that by mistake the surgeon had cut the wrong leg off. Realising the mistake they h...

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Mechanic and laparoscopic surgeon

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What differences will you get when a car is being repaired by a mechanic and laparoscopy surgeon??

The mechanic dismantles the whole car an...

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