Jokes - Obstetrics & Gynecology

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Pregnancy Q&A

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Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With...

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Miss-Diagnosis

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A man comes into the ER yelling, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"
The ER physician, desperate to help the lady, grabs his stuff, ...

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Tongue-tied pregnant woman

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A doctor who confirms a woman's first pregnancy asks her if she has any questions.
She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How m...

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Does Childbirth Hurt?

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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.
She repl...

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Funeral story

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A famous heart specialist died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.

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Baby names

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A pregnant woman from Virginia was involved in a car accident and, while in the hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke days later, the woman n...

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Wrong one

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A man comes into the ER and yells "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dre...

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Twin sharing

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Nurse: "Have you noticed, Doctor, that there have been a lot of twins lately?" Doctor: "Seeing how things are bad now-a-days, they are probably sca...

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Hi-tech baby

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Now-a-days the labour and delivery rooms are equipped with State-of-Art electronic gadgets. Recently when my sister delivered, the baby came out Cord-...

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Visit to the Maternity Ward

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 5.7
Father: (at the hospital looking through the glass at the newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled! Isn't she adorable?" Frien...

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'Faculty lines' from the big guys of Health care

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Conversations overheard

Funny tit bits from everywhere. You're sure to laugh your brains out...

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Funny Definitions

The best of gooers from the future medical men, these are contributions from first year medical studens...


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Adult Humor only for above 18 years

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