Joke submitted by Ms. Beth

I had an elderly female patient who had every thing but the kitchen sink in her purse. She didn't want h...

A man goes to the doctor and says to the doctor: "It hurts when I press here" (pressing his side) "And when I press here" (pressing the other side...

Why are orthopaedic surgeons such great lovers? Because when they say something will take half an hour it normally takes three!!!!!...

An old lady fell down the stairs and broke her leg. The doctor put it in a cast and warned her not to walk up and down the stairs. The leg was slow in...

A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By the time he got home Saturday, the leg was very swollen and he was having difficulty wal...