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Poor old lady

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This old lady walks into the Doctor's office and says, "Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with farting. It's not really a social pro...

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Most terrible constipation

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A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation.
The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription fo...

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Mr.Wrong ……!!

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Mary was shortsighted , to vain to wear glasses was determined to get married. She finally found herself a husband, and went off on a honeymoon with ...

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What is normal ?

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Mrs.Smith to the doctor: " You told me not to worry about my son wetting his bed at night and it's perfectly normal.

Well i don't think so and...

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House Call

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Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain. The doctor came out of the...

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Chronic Laziness

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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "N...

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Unique diagnostic test

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A man was very worried that his wife was lately not quite the same as she used to be. So, he takes her to the doctor who runs a battery of tests on he...

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New Disease Discovered

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Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately no cases h...

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The newly wed ….!

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Mr. Peter knocked on the door of his boss's office , entered and then said , " I'd like to get some time off. I'm getting married and i want and i wa...

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The subtle truth

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" Is this a really healthy place ? " asked a tourist to a local man ." Yes , of course, " the man replied . " When I came here I could'nt say a word. ...

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