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A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open,...

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How inventive?

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An American, an Englishman and a Japanese fellow were discussing their respective countries over drink at a London pub one evening. The English fellow...

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Mistake in ability

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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excited...

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Controversial Diagnosis

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A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis." The doctor calmly replied, "J...

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Doctors' fees

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A well known rich businessman's wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best bone surgeon in town to do the operation. The operation consisted of ...

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Political Touch

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A villager from Bengal met the then Chief Minister P.C.Sen and requested him to touch his enlarged hydroceles.

The Chief Minister could ...

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Doctor helps prisoner escape!

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A prisoner who is desperate to get out of jail has been teaming with his doctor and has been in & out of the hospital on some pretext of illness. He i...

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A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

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Has anyone seen my watch?
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me tha...

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Comparing Childhood Surgeries

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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are ...

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What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment. "I'm a naval surgeon," he replied. "Goodness!" said the lady...

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