Jokes - Ophthalmology

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Eye check up in India

Submitted By: Dr. Shroff | Current Rating: 3.6
A Russian, visiting India, went for an eye check up.

The Doctor shows the letters on the board:
CZWXNQSTAZKY

Doctor: Can you read thi...

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"ILLITRATE"

Submitted By: Abhi | Current Rating: 0.6
Patient : "Would I be able to read after this LASIK-LASER Surgery ?" Doctor : "Yes why not" Patient : "Thank god !! There s no life for an illiterate...

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Seeing the Difference

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 4
A worried patient tells an opthalmologist (eye doctor):
"Doc, I am very scared about the outcome of the operation on my left eye. What are my ...

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Drunk Blind

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1.2
A drunk staggered into a hospital's ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses.

He said, "They come out halfw...

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How to charge?

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1.7
An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say ...

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Laughter Quotations

While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from it. The danger is too great of thus learning to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery, and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.

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'Faculty lines' from the big guys of Health care

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Conversations overheard

Funny tit bits from everywhere. You're sure to laugh your brains out...

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Funny Definitions

The best of gooers from the future medical men, these are contributions from first year medical studens...


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Adult Medical Humor

Adult Humor only for above 18 years

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