A worried patient tells an opthalmologist (eye doctor):
"Doc, I am very scared about the outcome of the operation on my left eye. What are my ...

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say ...

A drunk staggered into a hospital's ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses.

He said, "They come out halfw...

Patient : "Would I be able to read after this LASIK-LASER Surgery ?" Doctor : "Yes why not" Patient : "Thank god !! There s no life for an illiterate...