A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor fini...

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes ...

In a car garage, where a famous heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his Mercedes, there was a loud mouthed mechanic wh...

A man suffered a heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. Post surgery he woke up to find himself under the care of nuns at a Catholic private...

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady o...

Patient: What is the probability of success in undergoing a bypass surgery?
Doctor: 100%!!
Patient: But how can you be so sure of acheiving ...

What is difference between god and cardiologist?

cardiologist says he is god but god never says he is cardiologist....

A man was in the waiting room filling out a questionnaire prior to having his stress test. He was standing chatting with the receptionist as he compl...

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transpl...

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost someth...