rahul : "i've been engaged" vikrant : "Tell something about your wife" rahul : "her nature is good, she is quite pretty, she is fond of monkey. watc...

Mr. Smith died of cardiac infarction while he was in the hospital. The doctor told Mrs. Smith, " I am sorry to tell you that your husband died of mass...

The following quotes were taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians...

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had ...

An irritated doctor on receiving an exorbitant bill from his car garage mechanic had the following conversation with his car mechanic,

"Yo...

Doctor says: "One of several things could cause your symptoms."
Doctor means: "I haven't the foggiest idea what's wrong with you."

Doc...

The doctor on his morning round was a tired man with a hang-over. Upon finding patient on bed # 7 dead, he took out a note-pad from his huge coat pock...

A man who was in the ICU was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his wife stayed by his bedside each and every day. One day, when ...

A man's wife finally talked him in to going to the doctor, as he had not been feeling well.

After the Doc examined him he sat both of them d...

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,and...

A doctor who operated on a patient who had an accident meets the patient after he regains consciousness.
Doctor: You've had an accident involvi...