Jokes - Obstetrics & Gynecology

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Patient's Identity

Submitted By: kaku | Current Rating: 1.1
One pretty lady meets her Gynec doctor in a party an introduces herself and says "Sir,do u remember me?" The doctor gives a naughty smile and replies - "sorry mam, but I can t remember you by just seeing your face". ...

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Pregnancy

Submitted By: N.S.Srivatsan | Current Rating: 1
John: After six long years of marriage, my wife is at last pregnant. Jack: Whom do you suspect?...

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Enigma of Life

Submitted By: N.S.Srivatsan | Current Rating: 4.9
Nine months after struggling to get out; rest of your life you are struggling to get in....

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One Solution , another problem

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1
Mrs.Smith a mother of nine children, was expecting her tenth within a few days, complained: "I'm tired of having babies."
"Then why don't you stop ? asked her gynecologist .
Mrs.Smith replied ," It's the only way i know of to keep the youngest from being spoiled." ...

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You First

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1
This woman, who believed in natural birth, was having these abnormal contractions, went to see her Doctor....

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Baby Birth

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 6.2
Teeanage daughter to mother - 'Mom what is it like having a baby" ...

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The Story of the Chinese Obstetrician

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 5.4
The Chinese in early 50's were going through a big baby boom period and the doctors were over-stretched.They devised a way of avoiding repeated visits by would be mothers. This is how the story goes: ...

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Obstetrician's wife

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 4.6
At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician's wife noticed another guest, a big, oversexed blonde, was making overtures at her husband. But it was a large, informal gathering, so she tried to laugh it off, until she saw them disappear into a bedroom together....

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Painless labour for mom and dad!

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 5.6
A lady and her husband,who went to the hospital to give birth to their child, heard of a new technology from the doctor, which would transfer the labour pain from the mother to the father....

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Pregnancy Q&A Contd......

Submitted By: | Current Rating: 1
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?...

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Laughter Quotations

There is a kind of laughter that sickens the soul. Laughter when it is out of control: when it screams and stamps its feet, and sets the bells jangling in the next town. Laughter in all its ignorance and cruelty. Laughter with the seed of Satan in it. It tramples upon shrines; the belly - roarer. It roars, it yells, it is delirious: and yet it is as cold as ice. It has no humor. It is naked noise and naked malice.

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Miscellaneous quotes

'Faculty lines' from the big guys of Health care

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Conversations overheard

Funny tit bits from everywhere. You're sure to laugh your brains out...

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Funny Definitions

The best of gooers from the future medical men, these are contributions from first year medical studens...


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Adult Medical Humor

Adult Humor only for above 18 years

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