Teeanage daughter to mother - 'Mom what is it like having a baby"

Mom - "umm....It's kinda of hard...it is like trying to pass a watermel...

Father: (at the hospital looking through the glass at the newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled! Isn't she adorable?" Frien...

A lady and her husband,who went to the hospital to give birth to their child, heard of a new technology from the doctor, which would transfer the labo...

The Chinese in early 50's were going through a big baby boom period and the doctors were over-stretched.They devised a way of avoiding repeated visits...

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With...

Nurse: "Have you noticed, Doctor, that there have been a lot of twins lately?" Doctor: "Seeing how things are bad now-a-days, they are probably sca...

At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician's wife noticed another guest, a big, oversexed blonde, was making overtures at her husband. But it was a lar...

A man comes into the ER and yells "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dre...

A man comes into the ER yelling, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"
The ER physician, desperate to help the lady, grabs his stuff, ...

Now-a-days the labour and delivery rooms are equipped with State-of-Art electronic gadgets. Recently when my sister delivered, the baby came out Cord-...