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Fully Qualified

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A tired medical man got his wife to answer the phone by the bed, say he was out, and give advice which he whispered to her....

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Keeping up to date

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A doctor went to the garage to pick up his car after a repair and was annoyed at the huge amount of the repair bill. "All this for a few hours' work?" he protested. "Why, you charge more for your work than we of the medical profession do!"...

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New Disease

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An eminent historian was spending a few days in a town. The old postmaster, unable to restrain his curiosity, asked the scholar what kind of a doctor he was....

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Special Diet for the end

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A man who had gone on a leisure trip abroad, came back with serious illness and was rushed to the hospital. There, several tests were run on him to find the cause of the illness. After the tests the man was put in a private room as the doctors awaited the results of the test. The man wakes up after sometime to the ringing of the telephone in his room. His doctor is one the line....

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Pathologist on trial

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During a murder trail a pathologist was cross examined by the defense attorney....

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Emotional Comeback

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A man who was in the ICU was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his wife stayed by his bedside each and every day. One day, when he came through, he motioned for her to come nearer....

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Specialist Contributions....Contd..

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The proctologists said, "we are in arrears."...

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Specialist Contributions

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Reactions of doctors to an appeal for contribution to the construction of a new wing at the hospital....

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Yesterday's sequel

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Doctor says: "Let's go over your symptoms once more."...

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Do you understand your doctor's language?

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Doctor says: "One of several things could cause your symptoms."...

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Laughter Quotations

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

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Miscellaneous quotes

'Faculty lines' from the big guys of Health care

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Conversations overheard

Funny tit bits from everywhere. You're sure to laugh your brains out...

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Funny Definitions

The best of gooers from the future medical men, these are contributions from first year medical studens...


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Adult Medical Humor

Adult Humor only for above 18 years

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