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"Do clever men make good husbands?"
"Clever men don't become husbands."
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The doctor could not find anything wrong with Mr.Tom, but he complained of a big problem anyway." What's your problem/" asked the doctor.
" My problem is that i have a big bowel movement every morning at 6 o'clock ," said Mr.Tom.
"That's good , everyone should , said the doctor.
Then Mr. Tom wailed, " But doctor, I don't even wake up until seven!"
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A little girls father was confined to his bed with influenza and his wife had been very busy sterilizing all his dishes. "Why do you do that , Mummy?" asked the little girl....
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A hat was passed around in church to collect money for a visiting preacher . The hat came back embarrassingly empty. The parson took the hat , observed its emptiness, slowly looked up, and said : " I thank thee, dear Lord, that i got my hat back from this congregation."...
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A priest put up a signboard outside his church saying , " I pray for all."
A lawyer passing by wrote underneath . " I plead for all."
"I prescribe for all ," scribbled a doctor.
"And I pay for all , damn it !" added a citizen.
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" Is this a really healthy place ? " asked a tourist to a local man ." Yes , of course, " the man replied . " When I came here I could'nt say a word. I had hardly any hair on my head, I didn't have the strength to walk across a room , and I had to be lifted out of bed ."
" Gosh , this is truly a healthy place . How long have you been here ?" " I was born here " replied the local man.
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Mary was shortsighted , to vain to wear glasses was determined to get married. She finally found herself a husband, and went off on a honeymoon with him. When Mary returned her mother gave a shriek , dashed to the telephone and rang up an oculist. "Doctor", she gasped , " You've got to come over here right away. It's an emergency. My daughter Mary has always refused to wear glasses and now she is back from her honeymoon and..." "Madam ," interrupted the doctor, "please control yourself. Ask your daughter to come and see me .No matter how bad her eyes are , it can't be that much of an emergency." "Oh, no ! " said the mother. "Well , this fellow she's got with isn’t the same one she went on the honeymoon with!"...
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An old lady complained to her family doctor that for years she had had bad constipation
"Why don't you do something ," said the doctor.
"Oh , I do, doctor," said the old lady, "I sit on the toilet for hours."
"I man , why don't you take something,” said the doctor.
"O, I do, doctor! I take my knitting."
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Mrs. Smith answered her doorbell to find a man who said he was collecting money for a poor woman in the building . The man said teh poor old woman owed for firewood and food and was about to be evicted because she owed four months' rent. "Sir,"
Mrs.Smith said, " it's nice of you to take it on yourself to get money for the poor woman. Who are you?" " I'm the landlord , " the man answered....
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Mr. Peter knocked on the door of his boss's office , entered and then said , " I'd like to get some time off. I'm getting married and i want and i want to go on a honeymoon." His boss looked up and said, " How much time off do you want for a honeymoon ?"
Mr.Peter nervously stamared : " How long would you say , sir ?" " How do I know ?" snapped the boss. " I haven't seen the bride."...
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