Joke What is the similarity between a SPERM and a SARDAR.

Ans: ONE IN A MILLION GET MATURED. ...

A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well they decide to go to the girl's place for a drink.
A few drinks later, t...

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor fini...

A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Quite...

A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a vir...

A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open,...

This old lady walks into the Doctor's office and says, "Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with farting. It's not really a social pro...

A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his comman...

A married couple both eighty years old go to the doctors for their annual check-up. They were put in seperate examination rooms.

The doctor ...

A man went to the doctor complaining that every time he spoke, he farted. "You must (FFFaaaart....) help me, Doc. Its extremely (whwhwhiiiiffffle...)...