





A Smile gives red color 2 our cheeks, white to our teeth, pink to our lips and silver to our eyes So keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life....
Lifestyle Related Jokes




Patient : These tablets have a very funny effect on my bowels.
Surgeon : What are they?
Patient : Ferocious sulphate.




(Above 18+ only)




Respiration:"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire"
"Respiration consists of two acts: first inspiration, then expectoration."




Stress,Tension & Panic:"what is the difference between stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
Panic is when both are pregnant"






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